Saturday, November 06, 2004

creepy dreams

ok, so I haven't been Blogging in a while, I kinda got tired of it. No one is reading this shit, it doesn't matter what I write. I could write about being a terrorist and blowing up the Gateway Arch if I wanted to and I guarantee it wouldn't even get glanced at....

So I'll tell you about this dream I had recently...
We were at this camp for kids and stuff and there were lots of fun activities to do. There was a beach and volleyball and hot chicks in bikinis, a room for playing some kinda new-fangled ball sport, and a booth where you could win prizes for sining jingle bells. I decided to go and sing jingle bells Sinatra style, you could hear it if you called me, message me at dewmogg on yahoo if you want and I'll be happy to sing it for you. They told me I suck at singing which discouraged me greatly. So here I am moping around and I see this dude looking at a moderatley overweight girl sleeping on the sand, belly up. He goes over to her, pulls down her pants, and proceeds to have intercourse with her, on the sand and while she is asleep. This disgusts me but I do nothing about it. I just keep on walking and the dream flashes to me in this log cabin-ish place. My friend is in the shower and I decide to go outside, but the door won't open and I'm trapped. so I look to the couch and there is this girl, the same girl from the beach, sleeping on the couch. As if the boy from earlier had taken over my body, I immediately jump on her and hump her wildly, somehow she ends up on top and after a while I feel like I'm going to reach climax, so I try to push her off so that I don't cum inside of her..... For some reason I can't lift her off me no matter how hard I try, then my friends walks in and says, "what the fuck?!" And then i wake up... Weird.
" I dream in slow motion and I wake up screaming" Queens of the stoneage - wake up screaming

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Blogger blown_fuse said...

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5:47 PM  
Blogger dewmogg said...

i wake up with a boner everyday, ming!

8:03 PM  

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